Smut O’the Month Club — ACTIVATED

…Her hair, wet and black as the sky outside, hung around her face.  Her cheeks were flushed red from anger and the bite of the wind.  Her skin looked whiter, and almost breakable.  Her eyes, black as her hair, glared up at him.  Dark and round, they glistened with anger.  Her black brows winged upward with her frown, but it was her mouth – red, full, and pouty – that made him suddenly want to taste her, feel her, and do battle with her – in a bed, atop her.
He shook the image from his mind and repeated his question, “Why didn’t you go back inside?” “You looked like you needed help,”  she said, managing to sound aggravated and doubtful at the same time.  She pushed herself up, shaking the water from her soaked hair.  She wore some nightgown made of cloth so thick it would take one of those telescope things to look through it.
He breathed a relieved sigh.  He didn’t want to think of her sexually.
Then she bent and wrung the water from her long hair.  Her gown was wet; it clung to her, outlining her BUTT perfectly.  He remembered her bare backside, lily-white and sliding down her bed when she had that tug-of-war with his horse*.  His hands itched, and he thought of the feel of it, when she’s jumped out the window and right into him.  He loved a round BUTT.
Then he reminded himself just who the round BUTT belonged to…
*If you’re curious about an equine tug-of-war, don’t worry, you’re not alone.  Regretably, it’s not as pervy as it sounds.

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