And this is what came up:
- Healing Arts
- Sense Of Humor
- Life Lessons
- Multiple Myeloma
- Multiple Myeloma – 6. Humor
- Jewish Humor
- Lesbian Humor
Ahh, the always hilarious CANCER. Here’s a possible conversation scenario in a world where cancer is funny:
me: I have cancer.
Kelly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious!
Do you think that 200,000 people all just accidentally misspelled TUMOR in all their posts? It could be. I recently went to a State Spelling Bee (in support of my niece, not because I’m a total perv), and I swear on my rubber chicken that a fifteen year old kid asked for the definition of the word “ambulance” which he subsequently got wrong. The first kid “out” fucked up on “macaroni.” And this is at the STATE level, peeps, where (supposedly) they had already sifted out the clods.
I think that we should just combine terms in this list to make the best humor conjunctions ever. Watch this: Denim-Cancer-Lesbians. Can you use it in a sentence? Why, yes! “The Denim-Cancer-Lesbians hung out all night at the Melissa Etheridge concert.” How about: Jewish-Humor-Treatments? “The most often prescribed Jewish-Humor-Treatment is a pig and a rabbi joke.” Or, General-Igor-Deficit. “The whole problem with America today is the General-Igor-Deficit. If only we had more Igors, this place would rock!”
If only they had listed the word “weasel.” I guess you can’t have everything.