Introducing the Half Cocks…and Notes On Our 1,000th View

 

Recently the RCS employed a rather unusual recruitment procedure: we sent postcards to a bunch of international weirdos asking them if they’d like to join our club.  As we have failed to raise the $24.95 necessary to purchase additional rubber chickens, our new members enjoy provisional status (we call them Half-Cocks) until we can fully complete the chicken bombing process.  As new members the Half-Cocks are entitled to join the Smut O’The Month Club (otherwise known as the Totally Intellectual Book Club) wherein each RCS’er reads a skeezy romance novel and shares the best parts with the group (and boy oh boy do I have a great one for you guys this month.  It’s called Silver Feather and it starts with what is very probably the worst and most accidentally racist poem EVER WRITTEN).  You can check out the format here: https://rubberchickensociety.wordpress.com/2012/04/17/smut-othe-month-club-activated/. Also, all the Half-Cocks are official members of the Bajingo Liberation Front (BLF, Conscripted).  As BLF’ers, the Half-Cocks will be informed of (and asked to participate in) any guerrilla activities we deem worthy.  Half-Cocks additionally get to provide and suggest content for this blog, will be invited to the RCS-Con and our RCS Space Challenge Chicken Rocket Launch (if Mark Zuckerberg ever sends me 200K),  and (most importantly) are the first folks on the list to get their very own rubber chickens once we figure out how to get $24.95.

Here’s a photo of the official Half-Cock Pre-Invitation:

Imagine getting this shit in the mail!

 

 

 

 

 

 

This being said, the Half-Cocks form the backbone of our shoddily constructed PLAN towards media domination.  Anything you guys can do to help promote the blog would be much appreciated.  Share us on any social media you have – Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, etc, and be sure to hit the “Press This” button every time you read the blog.  Also, be sure to “follow” us.  Tell your friends, your family, your dogs, and the homeless guy on the corner – in fact, tell everyone who you think may at some point to have access to any kind of computational device (up to and including an abacus) – to read this shit and buy our schwag. 

 

Which brings me to:

 

WE GOT OVER 1,000 VIEWS!!!!!

 

Way to go RCS Action Team!

 

There’s a line from the “Muppets Take Manhattan” that has always kind of stuck with me: “What we needed was MORE dogs and frogs and bears and chickens and things.”  And that’s what we need, too.  We need more people with odd senses of humor and terrific ideas about how to incorporate rubber chickens into our every day lives.  We need campaigners, and artists, and writers, and scientists, and weirdos, and…well… THINGS!  So if you would like to join the RCS as a Half-Cock, leave us a comment and we’ll let you know how.  If you have an awesome idea (even if you  don’t want to join) tell us about it!  Thanks for reading, folks.  This is bound to be a fun ride!

About rubberchickensociety

The Rubber Chicken Society is a loosely knit collective of free thinkers who support and enjoy chicken related humor.
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