Justin Bieber Beats Up A Guy…No, Seriously…

SCARY!

Okay, I have to stop laughing long enough to write this.  Gimme a minute, cause BARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!  There, I’m a little better.  So, campers, it looks like along with the Florida-based zombie apocalypse, we’ve got another little problem.  18 year old Justin Bieber (purveyor of such songs as, “Baby,” a musical masterpiece wherein “The Beebs”will buy a girl “anything” or “any ring” to get her back) BEAT UP A PAPARAZZI outside of a California shopping mall.  The fact that The Beebs was at a mall comes as no great surprise, but the fact that 83lb (soaking wet) Bieber could beat up a GROWN ASSED MAN is just crazy.  Clearly, Bieber has some kind of creepy retard strength that heretofore America has been unaware of.  You can read the whole story here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/28/justin-bieber-paparazzi-fight-teen-singer-questioning_n_1550254.html.

Honestly, y’all, if I was the Paparazzo who got my ass kicked by Bieber, I’d probably have kept that shit on the down low.  I mean, SERIOUSLY?  WTF?  I guess Ward was a little too hard on the Bieber this week, and that is SWEET.

Update: Bieber is wanted for questioning in the incident.  If you know where Bieber is (like if you see him getting rejected by chicks in a bowling alley like in this SUPER ANNOYING VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4), call the cops immediately.  Do not try to apprehend the Beebs yourself.  He must be considered “dangerous,” at this point, and he is a fugitive.  We don’t want anyone else getting “hurt.”

“I am, like, so NOT an uber wuss!!!”

To help y’all celebrate the awesomeness that is this story, and as an EARLY BIEBER WARNING SYSTEM, we at the RCS have created this t-shirt:

Because Knowing Is Half the Battle

You can buy it here: http://www.zazzle.com/fear_the_bieber_t_shirt-235654659971253098.

About rubberchickensociety

The Rubber Chicken Society is a loosely knit collective of free thinkers who support and enjoy chicken related humor.
This entry was posted in Humor, strange, Uncategorized, WTF and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Tell us what YOU think!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s