The recent devastation of Hurricane Sandy has much of America trying to help the people and animals affected by the disaster as much as possible. There is one area of our population, however, that has been thoroughly neglected during the relief efforts. What about our subterranean brothers and sisters, folks? What about the C.H.U.D.s?
If you are unfamiliar with the C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller(s)), you can watch Douglas Cheek’s 1984 documentary on the subject (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087015/). Long story short, the C.H.U.D. population’s natural habitat is the New York City sewer system, which has sustained heavy flooding in the past several days. The C.H.U.D. have subsequently been forced to abandon their long term home, leaving behind their possessions which included everything from really tattered pants to decomposing human meat (meant to sustain them through the frigid New York winters). Alone, homeless, and frightened, the C.H.U.D. have no one to turn to for succor. Would you be the one to step up, to proffer a hand of friendship, and help the C.H.U.D. rebuild what they have lost?
The RCS is pleased to present you C.H.U.D assisting heroes with a way to help. All you have to do to pledge your support to the C.H.U.D. is purchase one or both of the t-shirts shown below. All proceeds will go to C.H.U.D. assistance/research*. Thank you for your kind generosity. The C.H.U.D. might even be grateful enough not to eat you.
You can buy it here: http://www.zazzle.com/save_the_c_h_u_d_s-235127242956559798?rf=238829638865063286
You can buy it here: http://www.zazzle.com/i_heart_c_h_u_d_s-235187110187393646?rf=238829638865063286
*by which I mean that a bunch of us will get drunk and watch C.H.U.D.