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The Rubber Chicken Society is a loosely knit collective of free thinkers who support and enjoy chicken related humor.

Beware the Breakers

Spring Break loomed large last week, and intrepid idiot that I am, I had to check it out.  I called my Dad (the G.P.) and asked if he’d care to join me.  And, although he was still suffering from the … Continue reading

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Dog Gone Wild

I’ve been so sick  the past few days, I thought (somewhat legitimately) that this was going to be a final missive from my death bed.  The Rev (my Mother) brought home some horrible, hot zone level contagion, evidently from the … Continue reading

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Oh, Billy

Fort Sumner, New Mexico doesn’t have a lot going for it.  There’s the “It’s My Hair and Other Things” beauty salon where I assume the local ladies gather and gawk over the eccentricities of whatever the “other things” (I think … Continue reading

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Suck Week

We have officially entered what I refer to as “Suck Week.” Beginning on Valentine’s Day and ending on or around February 22nd, this is the worst week of the year.  Not only do I have to deal with Valentine’s Day, … Continue reading

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Insufferable Audacity

    We’re going to have to face it: Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. I know some of you folks are really excited for this holiday ostensibly celebrating romantic love. Believe me, it’s difficult to refrain from making fun of you … Continue reading

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The Pits

I tried to turn on my heater for the first time this season during the cold snap we had around the first of January.  Predictably, because this is my life, it wouldn’t light.  The city spent about six months (instead … Continue reading

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Wrecked

As you may have noted from earlier columns, each day I take my dog, Stadler, on a long bike ride.  I call it the dog jog.  Some of you have had a few questions about how this works.  Essentially, Stadler … Continue reading

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