Category Archives: Humor

The “Old Man Card”

Lately, I’ve been working on cleaning up my yard.  If you’ve read this column for a while, you might remember that last January the G.P. (my Dad) dug vast trenches across my half acre back yard trying to ferret out … Continue reading

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If the Shoe Fits

Last Saturday, my nephews Jovanni (age 10) and Avery (age 6) arrived to spend a month with the Rev and G.P. (and, by association, me).  This is a great thing for my family because the boys are for the most … Continue reading

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Graphically Speaking

Dearest Readers: This was set to be my column this week, but it was declined for being too graphic.  Just changing the word “pecker” to something less offensive wasn’t enough of a compromise to get the article published, so I … Continue reading

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Jogging: A Cautionary Tale

This is dedicated to my dear friend and comedy hero, Teri Geahlen who nearly requested it. Over the last couple of years, I’ve been working pretty diligently to get myself into shape (I’m going for something other than “ovoid”).   … Continue reading

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Bee-ing and Dogginess

Last week, the G.P. (Great Provider) decided he was going to head out to the annual Kerrville Folk Music Festival.  Dad has been a “Kerrvert” for many years, and wasn’t about to miss the opportunity to play guitar and sing … Continue reading

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Mighty Hikers

A few weeks ago, my friend Mel B. asked me to go hiking.  She is an aficionado of the sport, traveling long distances to beautiful places just to walk all over them.  Mel loves hiking to the extent that she … Continue reading

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Housekeeping

I’m not going to lie: I’m not the best housekeeper. I employ the ancient art of collecting lots of pretty baskets, throwing random junk in them until they get full, then purchasing additional baskets to handle the overflow. My whites … Continue reading

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