Category Archives: kids

The Idiots Blow It Again…RCS Takes a Stand on Gun Control In America

It didn’t take the massacre at Newtown for “we the people” to know that there’s a serious gun problem in America.  Let me point one thing out, however.  Guns wouldn’t be a problem (at least not at THIS magnitude) if … Continue reading

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Potty Training: A Travel Guide to Hell and Slightly Beyond

Two days ago, I awoke from a dream that involved a wooden sculpture I had made of a Viking ship with a rubber duckie as a masthead being accidentally branded into this really macho guy’s arm.  It was at this … Continue reading

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Destroying Your Child The Fun Way…RCS Staff Writer Describes Nephews’ Favorite Games

Okay, there has been some demand from those of you with small children for adequate synopses of the games I routinely play with my two weans-by-proxy-and-paycheck. Why anyone would want to know the exact rules for a game like “Gator Mouth” … Continue reading

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Satan’s Casita…Gingerbread House Construction Year 9…RCS Staff Writer Experiences Seasonal Despair and TRIUMPH

Every year since my niece Ninja was 5, we have attempted to make a gingerbread house.  Some years were more successful than others.  The year we used Royal Icing, we actually got the fucking thing to stand up, but the … Continue reading

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Endless RCS Holiday Book (Part 3)

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RCS Holiday Book…Part 2 (FUCK!)

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RCS Produces First Ever Holiday Book…Attempts Online Version (Part 1))

Presented below for your holiday pleasure is a digital copy of the RCS’ first ever seasonal literary abortion.  Those of you on our mailing list will receive a hand bound (with staples, tape, glue and possibly spit) version of this … Continue reading

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