Category Archives: mother

Potty Training: A Travel Guide to Hell and Slightly Beyond

Two days ago, I awoke from a dream that involved a wooden sculpture I had made of a Viking ship with a rubber duckie as a masthead being accidentally branded into this really macho guy’s arm.  It was at this … Continue reading

Posted in children, current events, Humor, kids, mother, parenting, relationships, strange, Uncategorized, women, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Destroying Your Child The Fun Way…RCS Staff Writer Describes Nephews’ Favorite Games

Okay, there has been some demand from those of you with small children for adequate synopses of the games I routinely play with my two weans-by-proxy-and-paycheck. Why anyone would want to know the exact rules for a game like “Gator Mouth” … Continue reading

Posted in children, Humor, kids, morality, mother, parenting, pets, relationships, strange, Theater, Uncategorized, women, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Satan’s Casita…Gingerbread House Construction Year 9…RCS Staff Writer Experiences Seasonal Despair and TRIUMPH

Every year since my niece Ninja was 5, we have attempted to make a gingerbread house.  Some years were more successful than others.  The year we used Royal Icing, we actually got the fucking thing to stand up, but the … Continue reading

Posted in children, dogs, Humor, kids, mother, parenting, pets, relationships, strange, Uncategorized, women, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Underpants Confusion Rears Its Ugly Head…AGAIN

  I just went to pick up J. at kindergarten (something I do daily) and after sitting in the kid drive thru waiting behind super fancy Texan SUVs( occupied by copious women who for some reason find it totally necessary … Continue reading

Posted in children, Humor, kids, mother, parenting, relationships, strange, Uncategorized, women, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

RCS Saves The Day…Try Our Totally Free High Tech Republican Baby Name Generator NOW!!!

We at the RCS know that you Republicans out there are reproducing at an exponential rate (largely due to lack of birth control and abortions), and although we don’t necessarily approve of the general nation-wide potential increase in total assholes, … Continue reading

Posted in children, current events, Humor, kids, mother, parenting, relationships, strange, Uncategorized, women, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

“There Was Just So Much Shit EVERYWHERE!”…RCS Staff Writer Attempts To Understand Election Season Douchebag Diversionary Tactics While Baby’s Asshole Launches Nuclear Strike

I’ve been meaning to write about the GOP’s proposed amendment to the Constitution that would preclude all abortions (even in cases of rape or incest) for a few days now.  I mean, when Missouri Rep Todd Akins said that women … Continue reading

Posted in current events, gay, gay marriage, gay rights, Humor, kids, mother, parenting, relationships, strange, Uncategorized, women, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Battlefield Babysitting: RCS Staff Writer Only Knows Potentially Damaging Nursery Songs…Makes Up Worse Ones

Let me make something abundantly clear: it is not my fault that the children love Neutral Milk Hotel songs.  Well, it’s kind of my fault.  I mean, I exposed them to the music to begin with, but (in my defense) … Continue reading

Posted in books, children, Humor, kids, mother, parenting, relationships, strange, Uncategorized, women, WTF | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment