Category Archives: pets

Destroying Your Child The Fun Way…RCS Staff Writer Describes Nephews’ Favorite Games

Okay, there has been some demand from those of you with small children for adequate synopses of the games I routinely play with my two weans-by-proxy-and-paycheck. Why anyone would want to know the exact rules for a game like “Gator Mouth” … Continue reading

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Satan’s Casita…Gingerbread House Construction Year 9…RCS Staff Writer Experiences Seasonal Despair and TRIUMPH

Every year since my niece Ninja was 5, we have attempted to make a gingerbread house.  Some years were more successful than others.  The year we used Royal Icing, we actually got the fucking thing to stand up, but the … Continue reading

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Potential Inaccuracy…RCS Staff Writer Analyzes the Perils of Assuming Your Thinking Is Even Marginally Correct

I gotta say, folks: most of the time I walk around thinking that I’m hot shit on the intellectual/moral high ground front.  I burn up a lot of synapses trying to figure out the right thing to do, or how … Continue reading

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The Gas Chronicles Part III…A Grandfather’s Revenge

If you’ve been reading the blog, you know that I (in a total last chance desperation move) taught the children to make fart noises the other day.  We’ve had a lot of fun with it, and the Rev reports that … Continue reading

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HOLY SHITBALLS! It’s FINALLY HERE…RCS Video Productions Presents: The Chicken That Just Won’t DIE!!!!

I know you’ve been waiting (and bitching) for what seems like an eternity, but FINALLY the time has come for the RCS to reveal its first EVER video.  Click the link below to view this digital masterpiece, created for your … Continue reading

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RCS Staff Writer…Felled By Child Bourn Mega Plague — A Nation Weeps

I’m sure you all missed me yesterday, and believe me, I would have much rather been working for your entertainment than collapsed in my bed totally destroyed by a massive dose of the mega plague — courtesy of my nephew.  … Continue reading

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RCS Headquarters Official Move…Taking Over Texas!

I’m sorry, campers.  I know I’ve been a bad blogger.  I actually have a legitimate excuse, though.  I was in the throes of moving 4 humans, 3 dogs, 1 stupid cat, and a megalomaniacal rubber chicken to Corpus Christi, Texas.  It’s … Continue reading

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