Category Archives: Space

Skankedelica … RCS Examines Why All Halloween Chick Costumes Are Totally Fucking Slutty and Dumb

The time has come once again: autumn leaves are falling, the pumpkins are carved, and local yards are sprouting cemetery motifs*.  Today, due to a looming Halloweird party scheduled for this evening, I went shopping for a costume at Halloween … Continue reading

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RCS Staff Writer Discovers McDonald’s Play Place…Recovery May Be Impossible

Most of you don’t know this, but lately I’ve been providing Monday through Friday child care for my two young nephews.  J. is 5 years old and A is 1 ½ .  The half, it appears, is super important when … Continue reading

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HOLY SHITBALLS! It’s FINALLY HERE…RCS Video Productions Presents: The Chicken That Just Won’t DIE!!!!

I know you’ve been waiting (and bitching) for what seems like an eternity, but FINALLY the time has come for the RCS to reveal its first EVER video.  Click the link below to view this digital masterpiece, created for your … Continue reading

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RCS Creates…Badass Mad Max Style Post Apocalyptic Nickname Generator

Due to recent Florida-based zombie activity, the RCS has decided that it is WAY PAST TIME for all of us to have kickass, really tough, supercool, nicknames.  I came up with this idea awhile ago after I named Kelly, TitZ … Continue reading

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Hey, Florida — WTF?…RCS Doubts Lack of Preliminary Toxicology Report in Florida-Based Zombie Apocalypse Case…Warms Up Space Laser

Today, in Florida-based zombie apocalypse news, The Miami Herald reported that, “a number” of undigested pills were found in Eugene’s stomach, but they have not yet been identified. Toxicology reports on Eugene, who according to CBS has been confirmed to … Continue reading

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The RCS Investigates…Why First Grade Potentially Screwed Us All For Life

Do you guys remember first grade?  Squeaky teacher who wore vests with apples appliqued on them, an alphabet frieze stapled on the walls, nap time?  Yeah, that’s the one.  On the surface, first grade seems like a pretty good time.  It’s … Continue reading

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ZOMBIE ATTACK…RCS Develops Master Plan To SAVE THE HUMAN RACE…

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit — it’s on y’all. The zombie apocalypse is actually beginning.  Last Saturday in Miami (of course) a police officer shot a naked guy who was basically EATING ANOTHER MAN’S FACE.  The officer … Continue reading

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