Category Archives: women

We’re Gonna Have to Get a Bunch More Guys

When my brother and I were kids, we used to stage elaborate battles with toy robots, what were evidently supposed to be WWII plastic soldiers, cowboys, super racist Indians, Barbies, Mr. Potato Heads, just heads of various accidentally-on-purpose decapitated toys, … Continue reading

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The Idiots Blow It Again…RCS Takes a Stand on Gun Control In America

It didn’t take the massacre at Newtown for “we the people” to know that there’s a serious gun problem in America.  Let me point one thing out, however.  Guns wouldn’t be a problem (at least not at THIS magnitude) if … Continue reading

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Potty Training: A Travel Guide to Hell and Slightly Beyond

Two days ago, I awoke from a dream that involved a wooden sculpture I had made of a Viking ship with a rubber duckie as a masthead being accidentally branded into this really macho guy’s arm.  It was at this … Continue reading

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Destroying Your Child The Fun Way…RCS Staff Writer Describes Nephews’ Favorite Games

Okay, there has been some demand from those of you with small children for adequate synopses of the games I routinely play with my two weans-by-proxy-and-paycheck. Why anyone would want to know the exact rules for a game like “Gator Mouth” … Continue reading

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Satan’s Casita…Gingerbread House Construction Year 9…RCS Staff Writer Experiences Seasonal Despair and TRIUMPH

Every year since my niece Ninja was 5, we have attempted to make a gingerbread house.  Some years were more successful than others.  The year we used Royal Icing, we actually got the fucking thing to stand up, but the … Continue reading

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Underpants Confusion Rears Its Ugly Head…AGAIN

  I just went to pick up J. at kindergarten (something I do daily) and after sitting in the kid drive thru waiting behind super fancy Texan SUVs( occupied by copious women who for some reason find it totally necessary … Continue reading

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Kid Torture 101…RCS Staff Writer Forges Letter From Santa

Christmas is right around the corner, and (at my house at least) this means that the kids are getting nervous.  It’s not shocking to think that they would experience a bit of holiday anxiety — Santa is supposed to be … Continue reading

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