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Homelessness In The Wake of Hurricane Sandy…RCS Says, “SAVE THE C.H.U.D.s”

The recent devastation of Hurricane Sandy has much of America trying to help the people and animals affected by the disaster as much as possible.  There is one area of our population, however, that has been thoroughly neglected during the … Continue reading

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Toxicology Results Back (FINALLY) In Florida Gross Cannibal Case…RCS Says, “Neener! We Told You So…!” Coming Soon: Zombie Salvation Camp.

Big news yesterday, folks!  Rudy Eugene’s (the guy in Florida who spent a day reading his Bible and then getting naked and eating another dude’s face) toxicology report has FINALLY surfaced.  The only drug they could find in Eugene’s system … Continue reading

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Hey, Florida — WTF?…RCS Doubts Lack of Preliminary Toxicology Report in Florida-Based Zombie Apocalypse Case…Warms Up Space Laser

Today, in Florida-based zombie apocalypse news, The Miami Herald reported that, “a number” of undigested pills were found in Eugene’s stomach, but they have not yet been identified. Toxicology reports on Eugene, who according to CBS has been confirmed to … Continue reading

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CALM DOWN PEOPLE… RCS Reveals Top 10 Reasons Why Canadian Gay Porn Cannibal Luka Rocco Magnotta Is NOT a Zombie

Okay, look: I know there’s been an awful lot of cannibalism going around lately, and it’s freaking me out, too.  But the worst thing to do in a bad situation is panic.  We’ve got to keep logical heads on our … Continue reading

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ZOMBIE ATTACK…RCS Develops Master Plan To SAVE THE HUMAN RACE…

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit — it’s on y’all. The zombie apocalypse is actually beginning.  Last Saturday in Miami (of course) a police officer shot a naked guy who was basically EATING ANOTHER MAN’S FACE.  The officer … Continue reading

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