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Satan’s Casita…Gingerbread House Construction Year 9…RCS Staff Writer Experiences Seasonal Despair and TRIUMPH

Every year since my niece Ninja was 5, we have attempted to make a gingerbread house.  Some years were more successful than others.  The year we used Royal Icing, we actually got the fucking thing to stand up, but the … Continue reading

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RCS Produces First Ever Holiday Book…Attempts Online Version (Part 1))

Presented below for your holiday pleasure is a digital copy of the RCS’ first ever seasonal literary abortion.  Those of you on our mailing list will receive a hand bound (with staples, tape, glue and possibly spit) version of this … Continue reading

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Underpants Confusion Rears Its Ugly Head…AGAIN

  I just went to pick up J. at kindergarten (something I do daily) and after sitting in the kid drive thru waiting behind super fancy Texan SUVs( occupied by copious women who for some reason find it totally necessary … Continue reading

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RCS Saves The Day…Try Our Totally Free High Tech Republican Baby Name Generator NOW!!!

We at the RCS know that you Republicans out there are reproducing at an exponential rate (largely due to lack of birth control and abortions), and although we don’t necessarily approve of the general nation-wide potential increase in total assholes, … Continue reading

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Skankedelica … RCS Examines Why All Halloween Chick Costumes Are Totally Fucking Slutty and Dumb

The time has come once again: autumn leaves are falling, the pumpkins are carved, and local yards are sprouting cemetery motifs*.  Today, due to a looming Halloweird party scheduled for this evening, I went shopping for a costume at Halloween … Continue reading

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Hey, Chick-Fil-A — NOT KOSHER…RCS Fed Up With Gay Marriage Bullshit…Proposes Solution

Okay, folks, I’ve had it.  I am sick to death of this “gay marriage” fiasco.  It seems like every few minutes, I’m bombarded with another news item or anecdotal travesty that showcases bigoted “straight” people beating the hell out of, … Continue reading

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The Gas Chronicles Part III…A Grandfather’s Revenge

If you’ve been reading the blog, you know that I (in a total last chance desperation move) taught the children to make fart noises the other day.  We’ve had a lot of fun with it, and the Rev reports that … Continue reading

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