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The Idiots Blow It Again…RCS Takes a Stand on Gun Control In America

It didn’t take the massacre at Newtown for “we the people” to know that there’s a serious gun problem in America.  Let me point one thing out, however.  Guns wouldn’t be a problem (at least not at THIS magnitude) if … Continue reading

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RCS Staff Writer Discovers McDonald’s Play Place…Recovery May Be Impossible

Most of you don’t know this, but lately I’ve been providing Monday through Friday child care for my two young nephews.  J. is 5 years old and A is 1 ½ .  The half, it appears, is super important when … Continue reading

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Die, Doubters, DIE!!! Photographic Elvis Evidence.

Some of you loyal readers have expressed a certain level of what we’ll politely call “disbelief” regarding the story I published about taking the Elvis Toilet home to Graceland (https://rubberchickensociety.wordpress.com/2012/04/23/to-sirrah-with-love/).  Here (to allay any of your fears that the entire … Continue reading

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RCS Smut O’The Month Club Reads, “Silver Feather” — Possibly the Worst thing Written by Anyone, Anywhere, Ever.

I know I’ve been a bad blogger over the last week, campers, and for that I apologize.  RCS Headquarters is about to move to Texas (because, as one Texan recently said, “We seem to like killing people more”).  Also, I … Continue reading

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Introducing the Half Cocks…and Notes On Our 1,000th View

  Recently the RCS employed a rather unusual recruitment procedure: we sent postcards to a bunch of international weirdos asking them if they’d like to join our club.  As we have failed to raise the $24.95 necessary to purchase additional … Continue reading

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Wherein I FINALLY Email Marvelous Mark Zuckerberg…

Dear Marvelous Mark (Mr. Zuckerberg), Hey, way to go at inventing Facebook. It’s pretty awesome, and everyone uses it. Could you, if you get time, please develop a way to keep my parents from stalking me on your program. I … Continue reading

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Gay…? Okay!!!! RCS Takes a Stand Against Bigots, Bullies, and (Also) Hitler…

 A depressingly, confusingly, and oddly serious investigation on why I feel totally guilty about gay bashing, and a call to arms… Recently, I had a very disturbing dream in which I was being bullied by practically everyone. I couldn’t walk … Continue reading

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