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New York Bus Monitor Debacle Continues…RCS Discusses Kantian Morality, Advises Readers To Avoid Blowing Off Own Thumbs

Just so y’all know, this is not the article I WANTED to write this morning.  THERE IS CURRENTLY A CONSPIRACY IN GREAT BRITAIN WHICH ARGUES THAT ALIENS ARE GOING TO INVADE THE LONDON OLYMPICS, and I’m fucking writing about a … Continue reading

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I Got The Most Amazing Bracelet EVER … And You Didn’t!

Last night, my beautiful, genius niece made me what can only be described as THE MOST AMAZING BRACELET EVER! Here it is:                           I asked the kid to … Continue reading

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Thanks, You Hallmark Assholes…!

Okay, campers, I love my Mom, but that doesn’t make the guys over at Hallmark NOT jerks.  They’re probably having a big champagne brunch right now, celebrating the day back in 1914 when President Woodrow (Woody) Wilson made Mother’s Day official.  Even the … Continue reading

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My Dogs Think I’m Totally Incompetent…

A departure from the norm: This really doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but I’d just like it to be noted that my dogs think I’m totally incompetent.  Right now, (as I’m writing this) I’ve had two dog heads … Continue reading

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Gay…? Okay!!!! RCS Takes a Stand Against Bigots, Bullies, and (Also) Hitler…

 A depressingly, confusingly, and oddly serious investigation on why I feel totally guilty about gay bashing, and a call to arms… Recently, I had a very disturbing dream in which I was being bullied by practically everyone. I couldn’t walk … Continue reading

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Avogadro Attacked At Zoo, New Puppet Theater Schwag, Kevin’s KFC Application

Today in chicken news: Sirrah took Avogadro to the zoo, where he tried to bond with “normal” chickens.  Epic fail. Check out the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nor-TodHhRs&feature=youtu.be. Sirrah says he’s recovering nicely from his trauma, but that he’s going through some … Continue reading

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Children Respond to RCS Space Challenge

This morning we got this in our inbox: If you can’t tell, this is a picture of a little alien headed, bald kid in a pink dress shooting us the bird with both barrels.  Also, a sun and flowers. I … Continue reading

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