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Destroying Your Child The Fun Way…RCS Staff Writer Describes Nephews’ Favorite Games

Okay, there has been some demand from those of you with small children for adequate synopses of the games I routinely play with my two weans-by-proxy-and-paycheck. Why anyone would want to know the exact rules for a game like “Gator Mouth” … Continue reading

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Homelessness In The Wake of Hurricane Sandy…RCS Says, “SAVE THE C.H.U.D.s”

The recent devastation of Hurricane Sandy has much of America trying to help the people and animals affected by the disaster as much as possible.  There is one area of our population, however, that has been thoroughly neglected during the … Continue reading

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RCS Saves The Day…Try Our Totally Free High Tech Republican Baby Name Generator NOW!!!

We at the RCS know that you Republicans out there are reproducing at an exponential rate (largely due to lack of birth control and abortions), and although we don’t necessarily approve of the general nation-wide potential increase in total assholes, … Continue reading

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We’re Fucked…RCS Explains The Current U.S. Economic Crisis In Terms Simple Enough For Everyone To Understand

Yesterday I wrote an article accusing the American political structure of using diversionary tactics to avoid talking about economic issues.  After reviewing what I wrote, I realized that the reason that most people don’t want to talk about the economy … Continue reading

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Battlefield Babysitting: RCS Staff Writer Only Knows Potentially Damaging Nursery Songs…Makes Up Worse Ones

Let me make something abundantly clear: it is not my fault that the children love Neutral Milk Hotel songs.  Well, it’s kind of my fault.  I mean, I exposed them to the music to begin with, but (in my defense) … Continue reading

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Hey, Chick-Fil-A — NOT KOSHER…RCS Fed Up With Gay Marriage Bullshit…Proposes Solution

Okay, folks, I’ve had it.  I am sick to death of this “gay marriage” fiasco.  It seems like every few minutes, I’m bombarded with another news item or anecdotal travesty that showcases bigoted “straight” people beating the hell out of, … Continue reading

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At Least She Didn’t Call It Her “Witch Hole”… The Bajingo Liberation Front Comments on Republican FEAR OF THE V..V…V…V…VAGINA!

Last Thursday, the Republicans (party slogan: “we only like the pussy we pay for, AND JESUS.”) banned two Michigan lawmakers from making further comment because they — WAIT FOR IT — used the word “vagina” while debating new anti-abortion proposals.  … Continue reading

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To Our Daddies…RCS Offers Belated Father’s Day Felicitations

We at the RCS have many things to thank our Daddies for — most of them having to do with pretty much continual financial support, routine vehicle maintenance, and occasional death threats directed at over-aggressive suitors.  So, thank you Daddies.  … Continue reading

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Your (Somewhat) Weekly Wrap-Up…

Week’s Best: We Get Our First Ever Link-Back From The Last Haunting We got our first ever link-back from awesome blogger thelasthaunting this week.  This chick is a zombie afficienado who writes about other crazy stuff like The Jersey Devil … Continue reading

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RCS Staff Writer…Felled By Child Bourn Mega Plague — A Nation Weeps

I’m sure you all missed me yesterday, and believe me, I would have much rather been working for your entertainment than collapsed in my bed totally destroyed by a massive dose of the mega plague — courtesy of my nephew.  … Continue reading

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